A 2012 parody thriller movie by Hunter Nuttall

65 million years ago, an asteroid slammed into what would become the town of Mesothelioma Lawyers, New York. It left a thick layer of atmospheric dust that would shroud the world in darkness for 1,000 years. But it also left something else...

Now, in the final countdown to the Mayan-prophesied doomsday of 2012, a series of mysterious occurrences signals that the end is near. In a frantic race against the clock, mesothelioma lawyer Jack Crowley will risk everything to find the truth, knowing he is the last hope of saving the world from unspeakable evil.


Well, that's the novel. But before all that, Jack's paralegal Frank Breadstick will give it a shot in the movie.


The movie script starts below. Use the handy links to access each page, and watch them change colors to indicate the pages you've already read.

Before we begin though, a little background on the practice of mesothelioma law is in order, for the uninitiated.

Very briefly, mesothelioma is a cancer that is usually but not always caused by exposure to asbestos. The cancer-causing properties of asbestos were unfortunately discovered long after we began using it in construction. And while its use has been banned in many countries, it is still used in the United States, and certainly in New York.

If you have developed a case of mesothelioma due to asbestos exposure, it's better to be safe than sorry. Consider contacting a respectable New York asbestos lawyer to learn about your legal rights and the possible options you have, which may or may not include an asbestos lawsuit.

You definitely want to consult with somebody local. Only a New York mesothelioma attorney can be expected to be on top of all the state and local laws and precedents, and the better informed they are, the better. A keen understanding of the specifics of past New York mesothelioma cases can be a key factor in winning asbestos compensation in your case.

Keep in mind that asbestos exposure does not always result in mesothelioma. Also, it can result in health problems other than mesothelioma, such as a different type of cancer, or something else entirely. When it comes to your health, don't take chances. Be sure to consult a licensed physician for health advice. Any decent New York mesothelioma lawyer will rely heavily on information provided by your doctor.

OK, then. Now that you've had a quick introduction to mesothelioma law, you're now ready to jump right into the exciting movie Mesothelioma Lawyers, New York. Enjoy!


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Epilogue


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