The countdown to doomsday is on...

THURSDAY, DECEMBER 20, 2012

Right now, an evil cancer is threatening to end the world.
The only ones who can stop it are mysteriously disappearing.
And people I work with may be involved in both.

I'm mesothelioma lawyer Jack Crowley,
and today is the longest day of my life.

Something weird is going on.
It has to do with a strange disease, griffin blood, and exploding kidneys.
I'm mesothelioma paralegal Frank Breadstick,
and this is gonna be one hell of a week.


Mesothelioma Lawyers, New York the movie is recommended for those who have already read Mesothelioma Lawyers, New York the novel. Reading the novel before the movie script will give you a better experience. There are some minor inconsistencies between the novel and the movie, suggesting that maybe the two works are playing out in parallel universes.

While the script has not actually been produced into a movie, you may find it helpful to imagine the roles being played by recognizable actors:

Shia LaBeoufFrank Breadstick
Lindsay LohanYvonne Dubois
Janeane GarofaloJanice Goldwoman
Matthew FoxJack Crowley
Catherine Zeta-JonesMilli Vanilli Chilli Willi
Glenn CloseIvana Suyurass
Leslie NielsenCount Voldemort Sidious Hitler the Terrible


This is a work of fiction. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, is unintentional and purely coincidental.

© 2010 by Hunter Nuttall. All rights reserved.



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